Currently, we at FilmsKayCee are in production of “The Hall Monitor” a family-friendly comedy for anyone to enjoy! However, once we are finished shooting that, we are keeping the ball rolling with “Calvin is a Killer” a found-footage horror that switches things up a bit. What if you saw a found-footage film that completely did a 180 and back again, showed the killer’s POV? That’s what we are doing here with Calvin Is a Killer. Looking to cast early to plan actions and characters and shoot around October or November of 2021. Below are characters and monologues to audition with.
-Pick one monologue than improvise one of your own as actor must be able to improvise
Calvin (Caucasian)- The main character; The filmmaker; The killer of course; needs to have real physical aggression about him though somewhat theatrical; Calvin is never seen in full throughout the movie except in a disguise toward the very end. His actions are reminiscent of a “personal Columbine effect”
Audition Monologue #1: (The Shining) “Have you ever had a single moment’s thought about my responsibilities?! Have you ever thought for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers?! Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the Overlook Hotel until May 1st?! Does it matter to you at all that the owners have placed their complete confidence and trust in me, and that I have signed a letter of agreement – a contract – in which I have accepted that responsibility?! Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is?! Do you?! Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you?! Has it?!”
Monologue #2: (Falling Down) “I’ve passed the point of no return. You know when that is? That’s the point in a journey where it’s longer to go back to the beginning than it is to continue to the end. It’s like when those astronauts got in trouble when they were going to the moon. Somebody messed up and they had to get them back to Earth but first they had to go around the moon. They were out of contact for hours. Everybody waited breathlessly to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. I’m on the other side of the moon now and everybody will have to wait until I pop out.”
Abram– Main antagonist; everybody loves this guy; very snarky and cocky; uses physical threats
Monologue #1: (Karate Kid Part III) ” When I’m finished with that kid, he’ll be begging me to be his teacher! And you know what he’s going to learn from me?! Pain in every part of his body, and fear in every part of his mind! [laughs] And here’s the kicker: he’s going to thank me for it!”
Monologue #2: (Karate Kid Part III with lib) “Hey, don’t even think about backing out, man, cause then I’ll really be pissed. And this, this will all seem like a happy memory compared to what I do to you. You got three days to get it done. You don’t, I’ll fucking find you and beat your ass till it hurts to fucking breathe”
Marley: Beautiful; sweet girl; dream date; main feature is her hypnotic eyes; Notice: This film has a scene where Marley has sex against her will with Calvin (but it is not seen) at gunpoint. However, actress must be comfortable with going topless for a brief moment. Must sign a waiver that obtains consent and a statement from the director that said actress will be doing this action for business purposes only and nothing more. Additional Measures will be taken to make sure actress is both safe and comfortable shooting this scene.
Monologue #1: (Pretty Woman) ” When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would… I would pretend I was a princess, trapped in the tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly, this knight, on a white horse, with these colors flying, would come charging up and draw his sword… and I would wave, and he would climb up the tower, and rescue me. But never in all the time… that I had this dream… did the knight say to me, “Come on, baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.”
Monologue 2: (Glee) We met right here. I took this man’s hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I’m not in the habit of taking the hands of people I’ve never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn’t know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it’s never really felt like I’ve been getting to know you. It’s always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we’ve chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you.
Faye: Smart girl; smart-ass; snitch when she can just to get someone in trouble; asshole
Monologue: (Glee) “You’re a weird bird lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD. And Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children. And his best friend? Nineteen.”
Monologue 2: (Glee) “You’re still you, a douchey playboy who’s going to spend the rest of his life dealing with one mess after another as long as he lives. One of these days, you are going to knock someone up, and I feel bad for whoever has to have a child who shares your DNA”
Boston (African-American) – Secondary antagonist; Has a temper; Faye’s Boyfriend; obvious football player
Monologue #1 (Remember the Titans) We will be perfect every day in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts…and then you will run a mile. Perfection! Let’s get to work.
Monologue 2 (Remember the Titans) You call this game fair, or I’m going to the papers. I don’t care if I go down with you. But before God, I swear I’ll see every last one of you thrown in jail.
Javier (Hispanic)- Quick to judge; foul-mouthed; had a past involving Calvin but doesn’t care;
Monologue 1: (Machete) I’m going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there’s a big pile of shit in the back. You can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job.
Monologue 2 (Custom): I fucked the girl, sabes que? Do something. Do something right now.
Joe: Kinda of quiet; not as insulting; even encouraging once in a while to Calvin; possibly closeted LGBTQ
Monologue 1: (Glee) I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Thank you all!!
-Kevin L. Coffman, Founder of FilmsKayCee Pictures